Cooper: Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop,
and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.
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Only two more crazy rehearsals until "The Nutcracker" opens on Friday. You won't get to see me doing ballet, but I do have a black hat and a cape that weighs as much as I do. And when the nutcracker comes to life, check it out: his costume includes a giant head that will freak you out (man), just like that Burger King mascot.
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on Saturday, December 10th, snowman said
The Burger King mascot is the worst in television history. He frightens me. I can only imagine he frightens little children more. If you like Vanilla Coke alot, you could always add vanilla to your regular Coke. You know, just the way people add real cherries or real live lemons. Hmm, lemons. Have fun with The Nutcracker! I'd say "Brake a leg!, but in this case, Bust a Nut! Well, that just don't sound right. Sounds nuts. N.V.T.Z. nuts.