Cooper: Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop, and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs. Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.
                        -- "Twin Peaks"


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About me:
* Born in Dayton. Eldest of 10. Lived there 21 years.
* Graduated University of Dayton, 1986.
* Two years in Binghamton.
* Eight years in Chicago area.
* One year in Fort Wayne.
* Back to Chicago area, since 1998.
* 1993: First album recorded.
* 1999: First Regis experience.
* 2003: First theater experience.
* 2005: Eleventh album recorded.

Saturday, December 31st

Mystery


Well, it's a mystery to me. When does one call 911? I've never done it, but last night I asked myself that question. I don't feel sick, but I'm awfully dehydrated. And weak. Like a kitten. In the middle of the night, I woke up and decided I should have an ice cube or two. But I had to stop and rest on the short walk between the bedroom and the kitchen. When I finally got there, I had to lie down on the kitchen floor, with the ice cube tray on the floor next to me. And I sucked on a couple cubes. Surely that was a pathetic sight. I'm pretty sure no one saw it, though. But as I lay there, I started wondering if I should call 911. It's not like I was having a heart attack or something, but I know if I was in a hospital they'd hook me up an IV until I was back to full strength. I started thinking, I don't even have the strength to sit up, let alone walk. I could easily pass out. And I certainly wouldn't be able to call 911 then. I figured, if it was the wrong thing to do, I'd deal with that later, along with what I suspect would be complications and hassles with insurance. But, of course, I talked myself out of it. I'm afraid the answer to the question is that I should call 911 if I'm in such bad shape that I can't call 911. Hmm, what a conundrum!
Dan on 12.31.05 @ 06:15 PM CT [link]

Friday, December 23rd

Coincidence


I wonder if this means I think like Woody Allen. I just read that the original title of "Annie Hall" was "Anhedonia". It would seem we took the same subject matter and spread it around a chick with a similar name. Incredible!
Dan on 12.23.05 @ 12:02 PM CT [link]

Wednesday, December 21st

Lynch


I don't know if I've ever talked to anyone about this, but for some time now, David Lynch has been giving a daily weather report, which is usually not too eventful in itself -- he is in California, after all -- but it's David Lynch, so it's a lot more interesting than the time & temperature guy on the phone.
Dan on 12.21.05 @ 08:36 PM CT [link]

Thursday, December 15th

Theater


Looks like I'll be Mr. Tumnus in "Narnia", which opens this March. My sources tell me that Tumnus is a faun -- the Roman equivalent of the Greek satyr -- who works for the White Witch. And can anyone hear the words "White Witch" without getting Savatage's song, "White Witch", stuck in his head? Well, I can't.

White witch. White witch. Poisoning you.
White witch. White witch. Coming for you.
White witch. White witch. Taking your souls.
White witch. White witch. Taking control.

Dan on 12.15.05 @ 08:58 AM CT [link]

Tuesday, December 13th

Theater


I've updated my auditions list. Yesterday I tried for "Barefoot In The Park". I've already heard I'm not in that. OK, still waiting to get in a show where I've seen the movie version and liked it. Tonight was "Narnia", which is a musical version of "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe". Holy ochlophobia! This was the 2nd night of auditions and they passed the 100 mark in candidates. I'm not sure how many guys will be cast in featured roles, but there were at least 15 potentials (which means high school age and up). If there are 7 or 8 non-chorus male roles, and if I get cast, I wonder if I should consider it to be a competitively won part. Of course, that's nothing compared to the 2 main girl roles. Those hundred auditioners are mostly girls. Now that's competitive. Then again, if I don't get cast, there's (as expected) another possible audition next week, in the category of plays which have movies that I like: "Butterflies Are Free".
Dan on 12.13.05 @ 09:47 PM CT [link]

Thursday, December 8th

Drinks


It sounds as if Vanilla Coke is going off the market. For crying out loud. Actually, I couldn't find it in the grocery the last couple weeks. Now I'm reluctant to drink the last couple cans I have left in the fridge. Maybe I should save it for something special. Like my wedding day. Hmm. Does Coke last forever?
Dan on 12.08.05 @ 10:50 PM CT [link]

Tuesday, December 6th

Theater


Only two more crazy rehearsals until "The Nutcracker" opens on Friday. You won't get to see me doing ballet, but I do have a black hat and a cape that weighs as much as I do. And when the nutcracker comes to life, check it out: his costume includes a giant head that will freak you out (man), just like that Burger King mascot.
Dan on 12.06.05 @ 01:21 PM CT [link]