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11/13/2005: "Mystery"

So I'm sitting here thinking, man, I'm chilly. And suddenly, my whole head feels like it's burning. Especially in the spots where razor burn might occur. And the back of my neck, where I had done some shaving today, since today was a head-shaving day. But that was all 6 hours ago. I was like, what's going on. I went to look in the mirror and my whole head was bright red. But my hands and arms looked normal. Could this be some kind of allergic reaction? Or maybe radiation poisoning. Probably not radiation poisoning. Unless one of my enemies has a truck parked outside blasting my house with a narrow, focused beam of radiation to finally get rid of me. Or turn me into a superhero. No. Then I wondered, what have I eaten lately. It was less than a half hour ago that I drank a Hansen's Energy drink. But it has the same ingredients as all those energy drinks as far as I can tell. I've been chugging a Monster energy drink before each show this week and it's twice as big and nothing like this happened. Freaky. Could it be stress? Or perhaps distress over, you know, whatever it is that distresses me. I'm talking bright red -- and hot -- over here.